Day 12: Be gay for a day

July 4, 2011 § Leave a comment

As James Dean said, why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?


Here are some hints on how to experience your other side in just one day. During rush hour, try to brush up gently against someone in public transport. Get used to the idea of same-sex contact, but careful, too much front-to-front action could get you arrested. My bestie and I decided that frollicking around Gabriel & Dresden at Hard Rock Intervention for 4th of July weekend (Bee tee dubs, Happy Birthday ‘Merica!) would ignite passion and raise enough eyebrows. We received plenty of responses to our flirting overtures. I guess last inhibitions shouldn’t be too difficult to shed after  todays gradual physical emotional build up.

P.S. Gays, be straight for a day! Make it clear you’re heading INTO the closet.


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